John's Juice

Jack - 'John, how's the juice?'

John - 'This isn't just any juice Jack.
This is a jolt of jasmine gently infused with
juniper. It has a jagged scent of jacaranda that 
joyously journeys down the throat jumping from
sense to sense. All presented in a jewelled 
jeroboam. Jealous?'

Jack - 'Jesus Christ John! That's way out 
of my jurisdiction. You're only 6, should really be 
drinking that stuff?'